i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just want nice things and good sex
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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