do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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