do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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