If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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