In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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