I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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