stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
