It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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