everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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