y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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