we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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