well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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