Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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