The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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