She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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