Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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