If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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