Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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