why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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