Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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