this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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