I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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