It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I pour the whiskey from now on
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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