Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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