just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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