he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm passing your future prison.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
