NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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