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(469): View more from Texas

Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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(708): View more from Illinois

You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....

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(+33): View more from France

Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.

(416): View more from Toronto

You make Europe seem so glamorous.

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(845): View more from New York

I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it

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