Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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