So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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