dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
