Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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