I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
how drunk are you?
Several
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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