where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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