i always forget guys have bellybuttons
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
there is glitter all over my balls
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