Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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