Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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