He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You are the jesus of drinking
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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