So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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