I'll bet she douches with gravy.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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