I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
that may or may not have been my penis.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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