I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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