READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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