Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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