On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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