Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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