If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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