You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
