At least make sure they are 18
Why
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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