Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize