everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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