they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's shark week go big or go home
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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