Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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